Did I Read That Right

C’mon, People! The world is hilarious if you look at it from the correct angle. (Notice I didn’t say “right” angle. After all, us left-handers think the left angle is more right, er, correct.) Yes, buffoons serve in high places for our entertainment. It’s like my bishop told me when I was a pastor trainee: Take your job seriously, but never take yourself seriously. After all, all of us, Barack Obama included, are just one Bushism away from needing to extract lower appendages from our oral cavities. Thanks to Oyia Brown and his cohorts for this morning’s guffaws.

Oyia Brown

1Did I read that sign right?
In an office:
“TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW”
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE…

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